THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY TO THE PUBLIC BUT CAN'T...
**And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be...?
**Do I sound like a people person?
**This isn't a Comm Center... it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
**I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
**Sarcasm is just one more customer service benefit we offer.
**You.. off my planet!
**Does your train of thought have a caboose?
**Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
**And what law school did you graduate from, Matlock?
**I'm okay because the voices tell me so.
**Am I getting smart with you? No, I'll keep it on your level.
**And which one of the Seven Dwarfs are you?
**I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
**I'd explain it to you, but I'm afraid your brain would explode.
**I'm sorry you got a speeding ticket. You feel you don't deserve it? What, did the officer interrupt your qualifying lap?
**There are two things on Earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity. You don't look like an atomic weapon, so that leaves us with one alternative...
**Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
**Do they ever shut up on your planet?
**I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
**How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
**Earth is full. Go home.
**Is it time for your medication or mine?
**Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
**Don't start with me!
**You won't win.
**WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
**When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
**Sorry if I sounded interested... I'm not!
**And your point is?
**You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
**Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.